A Few of My Favorite Headlines

Fake cocaine: A legal substitute that fools even the experts!

Researcher Calculates A Snowball’s Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%

Deaths Of 550,000 Confirm Which Mushrooms Are Okay To Eat

EATEN ALIVE! Giant tigers kill pretty zoo keeper who ‘loved all animals’

Hungover Couple Unaware They Broke Up Last Night

Headless Body in Topless Bar

500-ft Jesus Appears At UN

It’s Official: LSD, Special K, and Magic Mushrooms Are Now Good For You

Every secret but one* is in this book

Metal-eating bugs can chew through a car in just 5 days!

Sarah Palin’s Mother-In-Law: “I’m Not Sure What She Brings To The Ticket Other Than She’s A Woman And A Conservative”

Rat Rides on a Cat Riding on a Dog

Cave Paintings Reveal Existence Of Prehistoric Insurance Salesman!

Psychics Are Just Charlatans Used By Imperialist Dogs To Control The Population – psychic says

Mr. Rogers’ Ghost Terrorizing Children!

Pack Of Wild Cocker Spaniels Terrorizes Wyoming

Orgy a logistical nightmare

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Posted by Perry on August 22nd, 2010. Filed in Marketing Blog. Tagged as . Follow responses thru Comments RSS. Follow responses thru Comments RSS.

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  1. August 22

    Paul Eilers @ 7:14 am

    Perry,

    You must have been standing in line again at the grocery store!

    Paul

  2. August 23

    Joe C @ 2:30 pm

    I remember the day Headless Body in Topless bar was the headline of the NY Post. I wish I’d had the foresight to save it.

  3. August 23

    Ian @ 7:52 pm

    Fantastic Perry, thanks for sharing. Gave me some ideas on copywriting.

    - Ian

  4. August 25

    Don Bistrow @ 12:32 pm

    My favorite headline might be:

    Google – Get My Ads Off “Pending Review” This Century!

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