My wife’s brother Alan runs a relief agency, ChildrensRelief.org. The Jagged Edge – hey man, that’s Alan’s Unique Selling Proposition. He says, “Come to Calcutta. You won’t be disappointed. I’ll hook you up with Smriti.”
"My Latte's too Foamy"
I’ve got two teenagers, ages 13 and 16. They have a pretty nice life.
Sometimes they express, uh, a sense of entitlement.
Can you say the following aloud, in a whiny, petulent voice?
“My latte’s too foamy!”