A Few of My Favorite Headlines

Fake cocaine: A legal substitute that fools even the experts!

Researcher Calculates A Snowball’s Chance In Hell To Be .000000000134%

Deaths Of 550,000 Confirm Which Mushrooms Are Okay To Eat

EATEN ALIVE! Giant tigers kill pretty zoo keeper who ‘loved all animals’

Hungover Couple Unaware They Broke Up Last Night

Headless Body in Topless Bar

500-ft Jesus Appears At UN

It’s Official: LSD, Special K, and Magic Mushrooms Are Now Good For You

Every secret but one* is in this book

Metal-eating bugs can chew through a car in just 5 days!

Sarah Palin’s Mother-In-Law: “I’m Not Sure What She Brings To The Ticket Other Than She’s A Woman And A Conservative”

Rat Rides on a Cat Riding on a Dog

Cave Paintings Reveal Existence Of Prehistoric Insurance Salesman!

Psychics Are Just Charlatans Used By Imperialist Dogs To Control The Population – psychic says

Mr. Rogers’ Ghost Terrorizing Children!

Pack Of Wild Cocker Spaniels Terrorizes Wyoming

Orgy a logistical nightmare

About the Author

Perry Marshall has launched two revolutions in sales and marketing. In Pay-Per-Click advertising, he pioneered best practices and wrote the world's best selling book on Google advertising. And he's driven the 80/20 Principle deeper than any other author, creating a new movement in business.

He is referenced across the Internet and by Harvard Business Review, The New York Times, INC and Forbes Magazine.