My friend Nathan posted this happy little picture on his Facebook page:

He got this reply:

It’s still bad news. “7 billion people continue to live.” How is that good? Many of those are moronic idiots, some rapists, and murderers who somehow are still alive. “New drugs and cures for illness being invented every day.” And how many of them are cheaply affordable to the people who really need them? Cures and drugs are not cheap. “500,000 flights safely take off and land.” Okay, granted, that’s good, but I’m betting some terrorists are pissed off. “Kittens.” That’s bad, people get distracted by them and I’m deathly allergic to cats.

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