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4 Comments on “A Few of My Favorite Headlines”
My favorite headline might be:
Google – Get My Ads Off “Pending Review” This Century!
Fantastic Perry, thanks for sharing. Gave me some ideas on copywriting.
– Ian
I remember the day Headless Body in Topless bar was the headline of the NY Post. I wish I’d had the foresight to save it.
Perry,
You must have been standing in line again at the grocery store!
Paul