I don’t believe in conspiracy theories, but one conspiracy I do believe in is the conspiracy to suffocate you in paralyzing mental garbage and global negativity.
How do you participate?
Easy. You just immerse yourself in the stories that the mass media tells you.
Watching CNN while you eat breakfast is like visiting a cholera epidemic at a refugee camp and letting sick people drool on you. Then, after changing their bedpans, you rub your eyes and lick your hands.
